“Success is not permanent and failure is not final”

“The preview doesn’t always tell the truth”

“GREAT THINGS CAN BE DONE BY GREAT SACRIFICES ONLY”

“Never Be afraid to try something new”

“Every Man’s life is a fairytale written by God’s Fingers”

“Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of another”

“What Sunshine is to flowers, Smiles are to humanity”

“The Point of Power is always in the present moment”

“The Past is History, the future is mystery and this moment is a gift”

“A Generous man forgets what he gives and remembers what he receives”

“Effort and determination bring success”

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2- Q – What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A – One Woman Brings you into this world crying… and the
other ensures you continue to do so.

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3- Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.

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4- Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the
office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem
can there be greater than this one?”

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5- Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries
or troubles.
Girl: Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.

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6- Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.

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7- A newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have married
me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?”
“Honey,” the woman replied sweetly, “I’d have married you
NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU the FORTUNE”

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8- Father to son after exam: “let me see your report card.”
Son: “My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.”

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9- Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your
success as a millionaire? ”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
What were you before you married
Millionaire: “Billionaire”

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10- Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning. Hahahahaha

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11- A wife asked her husband: “What do you like most in me;
my pretty face or my sexy body?”
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
“I like your sense of humor”