Funny SMS

1- Wife: Honey….. What are You Looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing…?? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an
hour??
Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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2- Q – What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A – One Woman Brings you into this world crying… and the
other ensures you continue to do so.
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3- Wife: Do [...]

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